Rite and Ritual

Zombie fitness?

Posted on July 23rd, 2008 in Important Matters Important Matters, preparation

I’m from Pennsylvania, so Zombies naturally concern me. While much zombie lore agrees Pennsylvania is the heart of zombie America, a recent study done in Pittsburgh spells it clear for us: “Insufficient emergency-management-personnel training and poorly conceived undead-defense measures have left the city at great risk for all-out destruction at the hands of the living [...]