” Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I’ve got to do something.
Man #1: [...]
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H: “and related to not having any holding cells:”
Baron Ünderbheit: What are they doing here? Put them in the holding cells while I decide how they are to die!
Manservant: We don’t… we don’t have holding cells, Your Thoughfulness.
Baron Ünderbheit: No holding…! Fine. Put them in… the pantry.
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that made me think [...]
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Have you heard that new age thing about the year 2012? As Art Bell is fond to remind us, the end is nigh as 2012 is approaching, ‘an’ end rather than ‘the’ end. This all comes from the fact that the ancient Mayan calendar – a calendar invented in the now unremembered, mystical past; a [...]
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